A Neighborhood Dispute Gone Horribly Wrong
Dave Miller moved to a quiet Florida neighborhood looking for a fresh start after a divorce. He wanted peace, fishing, cold beer, and absolutely no drama.
Instead, he received an eight-pound HOA handbook and a violation notice before he finished unpacking.
When Dave discovers that the HOA president, Vladimir Dracul, never appears during the day, has perfect teeth, and somehow knows about every neighborhood infraction, he becomes convinced the man is a vampire. With help from Carol Jenkins, the neighborhood’s self-appointed conspiracy expert, Dave launches an investigation to expose the truth.
The problem?
Vladimir actually is a vampire.
And somehow that’s the least weird thing happening in Willow Creek Estates.
As Dave uncovers a hidden world of werewolves, witches, ghosts, warlock mailmen, portal-sneezing Chupacabras, and neighborhood-threatening dimensional rifts, he learns that the HOA isn’t just enforcing community standards. It’s secretly protecting the entire neighborhood from supernatural chaos.
But the greatest horror isn’t discovering monsters are real.
It’s discovering the HOA might actually be right.
A laugh-out-loud supernatural comedy filled with vampires, cryptids, neighborhood drama, and one man’s slow, horrifying transformation into the very thing he swore to destroy.
Because every homeowner is only one committee meeting away from becoming the villain.
"What if Parks and Recreation collided with What We Do in the Shadows and somehow got trapped in an HOA meeting?""
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