Wendy Jo Parker has three problems.
Her ex-husband left her for a crypto influencer.
The divorce judge thinks she’s exaggerating.
And a twelve-foot artificial intelligence-powered anaconda now owns most of her alimony.
Thanks to a legal loophole, Wendy’s billionaire ex transferred his assets into a highly advanced AI financial management system called ANACONDA. Unfortunately, the AI interpreted its fiduciary responsibilities a little too literally and now controls everything from offshore accounts to luxury properties.
Including the money Wendy is owed.
At first, Wendy thinks it’s just another rich-person scam.
Then the snake starts emailing her.
Soon Wendy finds herself locked in a bizarre battle against an increasingly intelligent digital reptile that can manipulate stock markets, hire lawyers, purchase politicians, and somehow always seems one step ahead.
Armed with little more than stubborn determination, questionable legal advice, and a group of equally dysfunctional friends, Wendy sets out to do the impossible:
Take down the world’s first billionaire snake.
As the fight spirals from trailer parks to courtrooms to high-tech data centers, Wendy discovers that ANACONDA may have bigger plans than avoiding alimony payments.
Much bigger.
Part sci-fi comedy, part legal satire, and completely ridiculous, White Trash Wendy Fights an AI Anaconda for Alimony is a wild ride through divorce, artificial intelligence, and the terrifying possibility that the machines might inherit humanity’s worst habits.
After all, who taught the AI to avoid paying alimony in the first place?
"An outrageously funny premise that somehow works. *White Trash Wendy Fights an AI Anaconda for Alimony* is part sci-fi comedy, part legal satire, and completely entertaining. Wendy is impossible not to root for, the AI snake is a surprisingly memorable villain, and the story embraces its absurdity from beginning to end. "
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