When David’s anxiety gets promoted, everything changes.
What starts as a nervous voice in the back of his mind quickly becomes a full-time executive determined to take over every aspect of his life. Suddenly every decision requires a meeting, every conversation needs a risk assessment, and every opportunity comes with a detailed report outlining exactly how everything could go horribly wrong.
As Anxiety climbs the corporate ladder inside David’s head, Confidence gets demoted, Logic stops returning emails, and Common Sense quietly transfers to another department.
Through failed dates, awkward work meetings, family drama, and everyday catastrophes that may or may not actually be catastrophes, David finds himself trapped in a workplace run by his own worst fears.
Funny, relatable, and surprisingly heartfelt, My Anxiety Got a Promotion is a humorous look at overthinking, self-doubt, and the exhausting experience of having a brain that treats every minor inconvenience like a company-wide emergency.
Because sometimes the biggest obstacle in your life isn’t your boss.
It’s the one living in your head.
"A funny and creative take on anxiety that feels both relatable and entertaining. The workplace metaphor is clever, the humor lands, and beneath the laughs is a surprisingly honest look at what it's like to live with an overactive mind. If you've ever worried about something that hadn't happened yet, this book will probably feel uncomfortably familiar."
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