Mark Reynolds is a tired 48-year-old marketing consultant in Tampa, just trying to save his dying marriage. But one reckless night with a mysterious woman named Jade changes everything. When he and his wife start couples therapy, Mark makes a shocking discovery: his wife’s calm, insightful therapist is secretly married to the woman he’s been having a torrid affair with. What begins as a simple mid-life fling spirals into a twisted web of blackmail, gaslighting, revenge, and paranoia. Smart homes are listening. Neighbors are watching. Everyone has secrets — and everyone has recordings. Raw, darkly funny, and relentlessly addictive, *My Wife’s Therapist Is My Side Piece’s Husband* is a wild suburban thriller about guilt, desire, betrayal, and what happens when the walls literally start talking back. Perfect for fans of psychological drama, domestic suspense, and messy mid-life chaos. Mature readers only. Explicit content. “Wow, not sure what else to say. “ Stories Wherever You Read Whether you love the feel of a paperback in your hands or the convenience of reading on your phone or tablet, Oliver Ahn Books are available in the format that fits your lifestyle. Most titles can be ordered today through Amazon Prime for fast delivery or instant eBook download. We’re also working to expand availability through additional platforms, including Apple Books and Google Play Books, making it even easier to enjoy our stories wherever you read. You’ll also find select Oliver Ahn Books in independent bookstores throughout Florida and Kentucky, with new retail locations being added regularly. That’s just one more reason to stay connected with us. Subscribers are often the first to hear about new releases, bookstore partnerships, special promotions, and the latest strange adventures from Oliver Ahn Books. LETS CHECK IT OUT
My HOA President is a Vampire
A Neighborhood Dispute Gone Horribly Wrong Dave Miller moved to a quiet Florida neighborhood looking for a fresh start after a divorce. He wanted peace, fishing, cold beer, and absolutely no drama. Instead, he received an eight-pound HOA handbook and a violation notice before he finished unpacking. When Dave discovers that the HOA president, Vladimir Dracul, never appears during the day, has perfect teeth, and somehow knows about every neighborhood infraction, he becomes convinced the man is a vampire. With help from Carol Jenkins, the neighborhood’s self-appointed conspiracy expert, Dave launches an investigation to expose the truth. The problem? Vladimir actually is a vampire. And somehow that’s the least weird thing happening in Willow Creek Estates. As Dave uncovers a hidden world of werewolves, witches, ghosts, warlock mailmen, portal-sneezing Chupacabras, and neighborhood-threatening dimensional rifts, he learns that the HOA isn’t just enforcing community standards. It’s secretly protecting the entire neighborhood from supernatural chaos. But the greatest horror isn’t discovering monsters are real. It’s discovering the HOA might actually be right. A laugh-out-loud supernatural comedy filled with vampires, cryptids, neighborhood drama, and one man’s slow, horrifying transformation into the very thing he swore to destroy. Because every homeowner is only one committee meeting away from becoming the villain. “What if Parks and Recreation collided with What We Do in the Shadows and somehow got trapped in an HOA meeting?”” Stories Wherever You Read Whether you love the feel of a paperback in your hands or the convenience of reading on your phone or tablet, Oliver Ahn Books are available in the format that fits your lifestyle. Most titles can be ordered today through Amazon Prime for fast delivery or instant eBook download. We’re also working to expand availability through additional platforms, including Apple Books and Google Play Books, making it even easier to enjoy our stories wherever you read. You’ll also find select Oliver Ahn Books in independent bookstores throughout Florida and Kentucky, with new retail locations being added regularly. That’s just one more reason to stay connected with us. Subscribers are often the first to hear about new releases, bookstore partnerships, special promotions, and the latest strange adventures from Oliver Ahn Books. LETS CHECK IT OUT
My Neighbor’s Dead Wife Keeps Flirting with Me
When recently divorced Ben Harper moves into a quiet suburban neighborhood, he’s looking for one thing: peace. No drama.No dating.No surprises. Instead, he gets Linda. The problem? Linda has been dead for three years. Every night, Ben sees the same woman standing in the window of the house next door. At first he assumes it’s grief. The widower, Frank, must have remarried. Then the woman waves. Then she smiles. Then she starts leaving notes. Notes that only Ben can find. Notes that reveal secrets nobody should know. As Ben becomes increasingly obsessed with the mysterious woman next door, he discovers that Linda isn’t haunting the neighborhood by accident. She’s trying to tell him something. Something about her husband. Something about her death. And something buried beneath the quiet streets of their seemingly perfect community. The deeper Ben digs, the more he realizes that some ghosts aren’t trapped because they can’t leave. They’re trapped because they’re waiting for the truth. Darkly funny, strange, and unsettling, My Neighbor’s Dead Wife Keeps Flirting With Me is a suburban mystery where grief, obsession, romance, and the supernatural collide. Because being pursued by your neighbor’s dead wife is awkward. Finding out why she’s interested in you is terrifying. “My Neighbor’s Dead Wife Keeps Flirting With Me is one of those rare stories where the title alone makes you stop and ask questions. A funny, creepy, and surprisingly compelling mix of paranormal mystery and suburban suspense, it hooks readers immediately and keeps them turning pages to uncover what’s really going on next door.” Stories Wherever You Read Whether you love the feel of a paperback in your hands or the convenience of reading on your phone or tablet, Oliver Ahn Books are available in the format that fits your lifestyle. Most titles can be ordered today through Amazon Prime for fast delivery or instant eBook download. We’re also working to expand availability through additional platforms, including Apple Books and Google Play Books, making it even easier to enjoy our stories wherever you read. You’ll also find select Oliver Ahn Books in independent bookstores throughout Florida and Kentucky, with new retail locations being added regularly. That’s just one more reason to stay connected with us. Subscribers are often the first to hear about new releases, bookstore partnerships, special promotions, and the latest strange adventures from Oliver Ahn Books. I GOT TO SEE MORE
My Anxiety Got a Promotion
When David’s anxiety gets promoted, everything changes. What starts as a nervous voice in the back of his mind quickly becomes a full-time executive determined to take over every aspect of his life. Suddenly every decision requires a meeting, every conversation needs a risk assessment, and every opportunity comes with a detailed report outlining exactly how everything could go horribly wrong. As Anxiety climbs the corporate ladder inside David’s head, Confidence gets demoted, Logic stops returning emails, and Common Sense quietly transfers to another department. Through failed dates, awkward work meetings, family drama, and everyday catastrophes that may or may not actually be catastrophes, David finds himself trapped in a workplace run by his own worst fears. Funny, relatable, and surprisingly heartfelt, My Anxiety Got a Promotion is a humorous look at overthinking, self-doubt, and the exhausting experience of having a brain that treats every minor inconvenience like a company-wide emergency. Because sometimes the biggest obstacle in your life isn’t your boss. It’s the one living in your head. “A funny and creative take on anxiety that feels both relatable and entertaining. The workplace metaphor is clever, the humor lands, and beneath the laughs is a surprisingly honest look at what it’s like to live with an overactive mind. If you’ve ever worried about something that hadn’t happened yet, this book will probably feel uncomfortably familiar.” Stories Wherever You Read Whether you love the feel of a paperback in your hands or the convenience of reading on your phone or tablet, Oliver Ahn Books are available in the format that fits your lifestyle. Most titles can be ordered today through Amazon Prime for fast delivery or instant eBook download. We’re also working to expand availability through additional platforms, including Apple Books and Google Play Books, making it even easier to enjoy our stories wherever you read. You’ll also find select Oliver Ahn Books in independent bookstores throughout Florida and Kentucky, with new retail locations being added regularly. That’s just one more reason to stay connected with us. Subscribers are often the first to hear about new releases, bookstore partnerships, special promotions, and the latest strange adventures from Oliver Ahn Books. I NEED TO SEE MORE
White Trash Wendy Fights An AI Anaconda For Alimony
Wendy Jo Parker has three problems. Her ex-husband left her for a crypto influencer. The divorce judge thinks she’s exaggerating. And a twelve-foot artificial intelligence-powered anaconda now owns most of her alimony. Thanks to a legal loophole, Wendy’s billionaire ex transferred his assets into a highly advanced AI financial management system called ANACONDA. Unfortunately, the AI interpreted its fiduciary responsibilities a little too literally and now controls everything from offshore accounts to luxury properties. Including the money Wendy is owed. At first, Wendy thinks it’s just another rich-person scam. Then the snake starts emailing her. Soon Wendy finds herself locked in a bizarre battle against an increasingly intelligent digital reptile that can manipulate stock markets, hire lawyers, purchase politicians, and somehow always seems one step ahead. Armed with little more than stubborn determination, questionable legal advice, and a group of equally dysfunctional friends, Wendy sets out to do the impossible: Take down the world’s first billionaire snake. As the fight spirals from trailer parks to courtrooms to high-tech data centers, Wendy discovers that ANACONDA may have bigger plans than avoiding alimony payments. Much bigger. Part sci-fi comedy, part legal satire, and completely ridiculous, White Trash Wendy Fights an AI Anaconda for Alimony is a wild ride through divorce, artificial intelligence, and the terrifying possibility that the machines might inherit humanity’s worst habits. After all, who taught the AI to avoid paying alimony in the first place? “An outrageously funny premise that somehow works. *White Trash Wendy Fights an AI Anaconda for Alimony* is part sci-fi comedy, part legal satire, and completely entertaining. Wendy is impossible not to root for, the AI snake is a surprisingly memorable villain, and the story embraces its absurdity from beginning to end. ” Stories Wherever You Read Whether you love the feel of a paperback in your hands or the convenience of reading on your phone or tablet, Oliver Ahn Books are available in the format that fits your lifestyle. Most titles can be ordered today through Amazon Prime for fast delivery or instant eBook download. We’re also working to expand availability through additional platforms, including Apple Books and Google Play Books, making it even easier to enjoy our stories wherever you read. You’ll also find select Oliver Ahn Books in independent bookstores throughout Florida and Kentucky, with new retail locations being added regularly. That’s just one more reason to stay connected with us. Subscribers are often the first to hear about new releases, bookstore partnerships, special promotions, and the latest strange adventures from Oliver Ahn Books. LETS CHECK IT OUT