Andy the Influencer Discovers His Micro Penis

Andy Walker had everything.

Millions of followers.

Luxury cars.

A mansion full of influencers.

Sponsorship deals worth more than most people make in a lifetime.

And absolutely no idea who he was.

When a private video leaks and the internet discovers a secret Andy would rather keep hidden, his carefully constructed empire explodes overnight. Sponsors flee. Friends disappear. Memes multiply. And somehow, against all logic, Andy becomes more famous than ever.

As the scandal grows, so does the attention.

And that’s the problem.

Darkly funny, absurd, and painfully relevant, Andy the Influencer Discovers His Micro Penis is a satirical look at influencer culture, internet fame, identity, and what happens when your online persona becomes more real than you are.

For fans of Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk, and anyone who has ever wondered whether the internet has completely lost its mind.

"Wow, not sure what else to say. "

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