Lettuce-Eating Lucy Gets the Squirts: The Activity & Coloring Book
Lucy Lou LaRue has been fired from a grocery store, ruined a pageant, stolen twelve portable toilets, and gone to open war with a produce conglomerate. She has been through a lot. She would now like you to sit down, pick up a colored pencil, and process it with her.
Lettuce-Eating Lucy Gets the Squirts: The Activity & Coloring Book is exactly what it sounds like, and somehow slightly worse. It is a full activity and coloring book built around the trailer park wellness empire Lucy never quite managed to run, and it commits to the bit on every single page.
You get Lucy in her leopard coat, holding a green smoothie she does not trust. You get affirmations that have clearly been written by somebody in crisis. Romaine calm and find a bathroom. Kale yeah, I am fine. Lettuce be real. Peace, love, and fiber. Wipe negativity away. There is a candle. There is a garden gnome telling you to be nice or leaf. There is a decorative sign that reads I do not have ducks, I have trauma with wings, which is the single most honest thing anyone in this series has ever said.
The premise is that Lucy has pivoted from disgraced influencer to wellness guru, and this is her official merchandise. So the mindfulness is real, the gratitude prompts are real, and every one of them has been filtered through a woman who is still, at time of publication, extremely unwell. It is a coloring book for adults who find inner peace slightly funnier than it deserves to be.
Hilarious pages, cheeky activities, trailer park wisdom. Color your way to inner peace, or at least color your way to the end of an evening.
If you have not met Lucy yet, start with the novel that got her here: Lettuce-Eating Lucy Gets the Squirts. It explains the porta-potties. Sort of.
Adults only, as ever. The lettuce is not safe and neither is anything else.
Peace, love, and fiber.
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