He Won a Free Fishing Trip. He Accidentally Stopped a War.

Earl's Cussin' and Fishin' on the Strait of Hormuz by Oliver Ahn, a funny action comedy book

Earl Cussin’ won a raffle he did not enter. That is the part everybody skips past, and it is the part that should have stopped the whole thing before it started. A man does not simply receive a free fishing trip in the mail. Somebody has to want him to have it. But the envelope […]

Lettuce-Eating Lucy Gets the Squirts: The Activity & Coloring Book

Lettuce-Eating Lucy Gets the Squirts Activity and Coloring Book by Oliver Ahn

Lucy Lou LaRue has been fired from a grocery store, ruined a pageant, stolen twelve portable toilets, and gone to open war with a produce conglomerate. She has been through a lot. She would now like you to sit down, pick up a colored pencil, and process it with her. Lettuce-Eating Lucy Gets the Squirts: […]

She Stole Death’s Ring. It Was Not, Technically, a Robbery.

Cover of The Kingdom of Extremely Poor Decisions by Oliver Ahn, book one of The Poor Decisions Trilogy

Evie Marrow has spent her entire adult life telling wealthy people exactly what they want to hear, and she is genuinely, unnervingly good at it. She can price a ring at forty feet in bad light. She can walk into a room and tell you who is going to inherit and who has already started […]

Books Like Quan Millz: 13 Unhinged Reads That Go Just As Hard

You finished the Quan Millz catalog. You have read about the roaches, the psycho baby daddies, and the pastor situation. Now you are sitting there with nothing to read and a very specific hole in your life. Here is the thing nobody says out loud: the reason those books hit is not the shock titles. […]

We’re Too Broke to Hate Each Other: A Corporate-Dystopian Comedy

We're Too Broke to Hate Each Other book cover by Oliver Ahn

Wendy Wennigan is forty-two, exhausted, and one rent increase away from total disaster. Then she throws a frozen hash brown. Within minutes, FaceTok has transformed her worst moment into a national culture war. Overnight Wendy is somehow both a working-class hero and a dangerous extremist — while Burger Emperor quietly spins the whole scandal into […]

Lettuce-Eating Lucy Gets the Squirts: An Outrageous Wellness-Influencer Comedy

Lettuce-Eating Lucy Gets the Squirts by Oliver Ahn

She wanted a hot-girl salad. She got a gastrointestinal reckoning. After a career-ending incident involving a rotisserie chicken gets her fired from the Piggly Basket, Lucy Lou LaRue does what any self-respecting woman at rock bottom would do: she reinvents herself as a clean-eating wellness influencer. Her glow-up begins with three bowls of suspiciously warm […]