I Knocked Up Bigfoot’s Sister and Now the Whole Holler Wants Revenge – My Latest Unhinged Masterpiece
If you thought my previous books were wild, buckle up. I Knocked Up Bigfoot’s Sister and Now the Whole Holler Wants Revenge is officially live (or will be very soon). This one takes the redneck cryptid erotica genre to a whole new level of glorious degeneracy. Tater McClendon was just a regular drunk in the […]
She Left Me for a Trucker with a 12-Inch Peterbilt – The Most Depraved Redneck Cuckold Book You’ll Read This Year
The Most Depraved Redneck Cuckold Story Ever Written Look, I’m just gonna say it: if you’re tired of the same boring, politically correct smut and you’re craving something raw, ridiculous, and completely unhinged… buckle up. She Left Me for a Trucker with a 12-Inch Peterbilt is the story of Earl “Tiny” Jenkins, a sad-sack Walmart […]
My Wife’s Therapist is my Side Piece’s Husband
Mark Reynolds is a tired 48-year-old marketing consultant in Tampa, just trying to save his dying marriage. But one reckless night with a mysterious woman named Jade changes everything. When he and his wife start couples therapy, Mark makes a shocking discovery: his wife’s calm, insightful therapist is secretly married to the woman he’s been […]
Chronicles of a Proud Prostitute: A Story of Survival, Pride, and the Masks We Wear
Some stories aren’t about heroes. They’re about survivors. Chronicles of a Proud Prostitute is a gritty, character-driven novel from Oliver Ahn Books that explores the complicated world of identity, dignity, and the choices people make when life leaves them with few good options. This isn’t a story about glamorizing prostitution. It’s about human beings. What’s […]
My Girlfriend’s Alien Ex Won’t Stop Abducting Me: A Sci-Fi Comedy That Takes Dating to Another Galaxy
Dating is complicated enough without an ex hanging around. Now imagine that ex isn’t a jealous coworker, an old college boyfriend, or someone who still likes every social media post. Imagine he’s an alien. That’s the ridiculous premise behind My Girlfriend’s Alien Ex Won’t Stop Abducting Me, a dark comedy from Oliver Ahn Books that […]
White Trash Wendy Fights An AI Anaconda For Alimony
A Divorce Story That Escalates Way Too Far What starts as a nasty divorce quickly spirals into one of the strangest custody battles you’ll ever read. In White Trash Wendy Fights an AI Anaconda for Alimony, Oliver Ahn delivers another fast-paced dark comedy filled with outrageous characters, terrible decisions, and just enough science fiction to […]
The Coldest Thug in the Dirty South
Listen here. Y’all been asking why I ain’t dropped a new book in a minute. Truth is, I’ve been busy. Busy making money, breaking hearts, feeding hogs, and reminding Atlanta that Red Clay County still got teeth. They call me the Coldest Thug in the Dirty South for a reason. I don’t just talk shit […]