Lettuce-Eating Lucy Gets the Squirts: The Activity & Coloring Book
Affirmations, activities, and trailer park wisdom from the Queen of Chaos.

I Moved to Mars and Opened a Strip Club
Earth got expensive. Mars got a bar.

The Kingdom of Extremely Poor Decisions
She stole Death’s ring. It was not, technically, a robbery.

Meemaw Started a Meal-Prep Empire From the County Jail
Forty-one counts, one hot plate, and the best brisket in the county.

We’re Too Broke to Hate Each Other
A corporate-dystopian comedy about manufactured culture wars, subscription life, and one thrown hash brown.

The World Cup Came to the Trailer Park
Soccer. Beer. Chaos. One judgmental goat.

Tiffany Joe, the Trailer Park Trick, and Her Ozempic Adventures
Twelve stolen Ozempic pens. One repossessed mini-fridge. Zero good decisions.

Honey’s Happy Ending Hide-A-Way
A Southern erotic comedy about a strip-mall shop where lonely men come to confess.

Lettuce-Eating Lucy Gets the Squirts
A wellness influencer, bad romaine, twelve stolen porta-potties, and Big Lettuce.

Cancelled Karen Gets Her Revenge
One bad coffee order. Two million views. A viral cancellation — and a revenge plan nobody saw coming.

My Affair With the Alien Next Door
She came for answers. She stayed for biscuits, gravy, and him.

White Trash Wendy Fights an AI Anaconda for Alimony
An AI anaconda. An alimony dispute. Florida.

Bonded to the Alien Navigator
A spicy sci-fi romance inside a living starship.

Ghosts of Dicks Past
Her exes come back. Literally.

She Stole My Lottery Tickets, Exposed My Search History and Knifed My Blow-Up Doll
A completely unhinged Southern breakup comedy.

The Video Rage Baiter and the Karens
Viral outrage picks a fight with the wrong Karens.

I Got Cucked by the Welfare Check Collector
A trailer-park tragedy in the worst possible taste.

Redneck Willie Visits Watts
Unexpected friendships. Second chances. Zero preparation.

I Knocked Up Bigfoot’s Sister
A redneck cryptid love story. With consequences.

She Left Me for a Trucker with a 12-Inch Peterbilt
Heartbreak, horsepower, and one very specific truck.

My Wife’s Therapist Is My Side Piece’s Husband
A suburban nightmare of lust, lies, and surveillance.

The Chronicles of a Proud Prostitute
A gonzo erotic dark comedy.

My Girlfriend’s Alien Ex Won’t Stop Abducting Me
Abduction is not a healthy coping mechanism.

The Coldest Thug in the Dirty South
A Southern pulp crime saga, served ice cold.

My HOA President is a Vampire
A neighborhood dispute gone horribly wrong. A community to die for.

From Sunday School to OnlyFans
From Sunday school to $23K a month. Bless her heart.

I Married a Fluffer Girl
He answered a Craigslist ad for $100. He left with a wife.

My Life as a Washed Up Gangbang Queen
She was the queen of the scene. Now she is paying the tab.

The Internet Troll Hunter
He hunts trolls. The internet kind. Mostly.

Andy the Influencer Discovers His Micro Penis
Fame, followers, and one very small discovery.

My Anxiety Got a Promotion
His anxiety just got promoted to management.

My Team Lead Identifies as a They/Them, Trans, Furry
He just wanted to hit his deadline. HR had other plans.

I Got Cucked by Cryptid: Mothman
Cucked by a cryptid. It happens.

My Neighbor’s Dead Wife Keeps Flirting With Me
She is dead. She is flirting. It is complicated.

Hair Band Haden: The Climb
The Erotic Cucumbers were never supposed to sell out arenas.

The Last Message
A Memory Archive story — some messages outlive their senders.

The Missing Summer
Memory Archive Book 2. Some summers never come home.