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Dating is complicated enough without an ex hanging around.

Now imagine that ex isn’t a jealous coworker, an old college boyfriend, or someone who still likes every social media post.

Imagine he’s an alien.

That’s the ridiculous premise behind My Girlfriend’s Alien Ex Won’t Stop Abducting Me, a dark comedy from Oliver Ahn Books that blends science fiction, relationship chaos, and laugh-out-loud absurdity into one unforgettable ride.

What’s the Story About?

When an ordinary guy falls for the woman of his dreams, he thinks his biggest challenge will be meeting her family.

Instead, he discovers her former boyfriend is an extraterrestrial who refuses to accept the breakup.

Every few days, he’s abducted into a UFO, subjected to bizarre “scientific experiments,” interrogated about his relationship, and dumped back on Earth just in time for work.

Nobody believes him.

His girlfriend insists it’s normal.

The alien insists they’re “just talking.”

Things only spiral further as government agents, conspiracy theorists, nosy neighbors, and increasingly ridiculous alien technology invade his already disastrous life.

A Perfect Read For Fans Of

  • Dark comedy
  • Absurd humor
  • Science fiction comedy
  • Satirical fiction
  • Relationship comedy
  • Pulp fiction
  • Strange small-town adventures
  • Readers who enjoy bizarre “what if?” stories

If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if dating drama collided with an alien invasion, this book answers that question in the most ridiculous way possible.

Why Readers Love Oliver Ahn Books

Oliver Ahn stories thrive on taking one completely ridiculous idea and treating it with just enough seriousness that readers can’t stop turning pages.

Expect:

  • Fast-paced storytelling
  • Memorable characters
  • Offbeat humor
  • Unexpected twists
  • Wild situations that somehow keep escalating
  • A perfect blend of comedy and chaos

Whether it’s cryptids, vampires, strange government workers, or extraterrestrial ex-boyfriends, every story asks one important question:

“How much worse could this possibly get?”

The answer is always: considerably.

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Oliver Ahn Books

Oliver Ahn Books is home to dark comedies, pulp crime novels, and absurd adventures featuring unforgettable characters, outrageous situations, and stories that refuse to play by the rules.